Swamp Gossip Is Almost Here

A Final Warning Encouragement from Miss Bogbean

The Gossip Is Brewing……

Dear Subscribers (and nosy neighbors),

In just two days, the first official issue of Swamp Gossip will slither into your inbox like an uninvited but impeccably dressed frog.

It’s titled:

Unit 6B: Baba Yaga, HOA Terror
A tale of porch teeth, poodle unrest, and passive-aggressive witchcraft.

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Miss Bogbean’s been up all night editing by candlelight, whispering to teacups, and threatening the printer with sage. The issue is cursed. In a good way.

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What to Expect in Issue #001:

• A full short story set in Forest Glen Condominiums

• Cryptid Classifieds

• HOA horror

• Possibly a mushroom union

• Definitely a frog with an agenda

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Paid subscriptions are coming soon.
If you’d like more gossip, extra classifieds, and exclusive notes from Miss Bogbean’s enchanted clipboard... the Bogdweller Tier will open its mossy gates shortly.

You’ll be able to support the swamp, unlock more story, and gain access to the inner circle. (Frog Council permitting.)

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What You Can Do Right Now:

• Invite a fellow swamp creature to subscribe

• Double-check your inbox settings (or risk angering the newsletter spirits)

• Light a candle

• Gasp dramatically

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The bog awakens April 13. Be ready.

Light a candle. Watch the vines. Tell Linda nothing.

Yours in swamp and secrecy,
Miss Bogbean