Swamp Snack: April HOA Meeting Minutes

Featuring Morgoth-related violence and a chair-eating floor.

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HOA Meeting Minutes – April Session

(Lightly Singed, Mysteriously Wet)

Attendees:
Linda (Chair, unblinking)
Miss Bogbean (present, emotionally)
Carl (via vent)
Morgoth the Poodle (uninvited, again)

Topics Covered:

• Porch Teeth Incidents (again)

• Mushroom Overgrowth in Laundry Room

• Frog Council Liaison Election – still undecided

• Linda’s Beige Magic Situation

• Morgoth bit the suggestion box (third time)

• Unit 2C sprouted wings – discuss airspace etiquette

• Request to ban glitter-based enchantments

• Teacup Portal Regulations (voted down, tragically)

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Notable Events:

• Morgoth bit the suggestion box again

• Floor consumed coffee table mid-meeting

• Carl’s ghostly sigh disrupted Linda’s slideshow

• Suggestion: ban glitter-based spells — unanimously ignored

Filed under: Do Not Reschedule Unless Possessed

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